How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
Golden Retriever:
"The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?"
Border Collie:
"Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code."
Dachshund:
"You know I can't reach that dumb stupid lamp!"
Rottweiler:
"Make me."
Lab:
"Oh, me, me!!!!
Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb!
Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?"
Malamute:
"Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy."
Jack Russell Terrier:
"I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture."
Poodle:
"I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it.
By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry."
Cocker Spaniel:
"Why change it?
I can still pee on the carpet in the dark."
Doberman Pinscher:
"While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch."
Boxer:
"Who cares?
I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark......"
Mastiff:
"Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark."
Chihuahua:
"Yo quiero Taco Bulb".
"We don't need no stupid lightbulb."
Irish Wolfhound:
"Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover....."
Pointer:
"I see it,
there it is,
there it is, right there...."
Greyhound:
"It isn't moving. Who cares?"
Australian Shepherd:
Australian Shepherd:
"First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...."
Old English Sheep Dog:
"Light bulb? "
"I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?"
German Shepard:
"Alright, everyone stop where you are! Who busted the light?
I SAID, STOP WHERE YOU ARE!!!"
Hound Dog:
"ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz"
I found the verse on Google but it didn't have any photos with it.
I'm not feeling well today so am staying indoors, instead of working outside like I should be. You wouldn't believe how many hours I just spent going though "Google Images" of all the different breeds to try to find just the right picture to go with each saying.
I think it turned out rather nicely even if I DO say so myself...
;-)
