Today I'm starting a new Tradition for this blog: I've decided that every New Year I'm going to post "My Mantra". I hope you enjoy it....
GONNA BE A BEAR...
In this life, I am a woman.
In my next life I'd like to come back as a bear.
When you're a bear you get to hibernate...
In this life, I am a woman.
In my next life I'd like to come back as a bear.
When you're a bear you get to hibernate...
nothing but sleep for six months.
I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.
I could deal with that.
When you're a girl bear, you birth your children, who are the size of walnuts, while you are sleeping...
I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.
I could deal with that.
When you're a girl bear, you birth your children, who are the size of walnuts, while you are sleeping...
and wake up to practically grown-up, cute cuddly cubs.
I could deal with that.
If you're a momma bear, everyone knows you mean business.
You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too...
I could deal with that.
If you're a momma bear, everyone knows you mean business.
You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too...
I could definitely deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate expects you to wake up growling.
He expects you to have hairy legs and excess body fat.
I could deal with that.
Yup..
If you're a bear, your mate expects you to wake up growling.
He expects you to have hairy legs and excess body fat.
I could deal with that.
Yup..
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DREAM says....
"Me Too!"
Happy New Years Nancy
ReplyDeleteYou too, Becca!
ReplyDeleteI love it!
ReplyDeleteHappy new year!
Angela
Happy New Year, Nancy! All the best to everyone and everything in the Bluff Country!
ReplyDeleteI just sent the link to my Alaska family; I think they will appreciate it! I also think I may already be at least half bear, if not more.... Hee!
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year, Nancy, and I am SO GLAD you kept your beautiful black HST boy!!! Thank you for sparing him. You won't regret it. (I feel like Pochahantus when she ran and laid her head on Captain John Smith's lap as a brave wielded the hatchet...)I'll bet he is enjoying being back with his other buddies again.
ReplyDeleteTerry
Grrrr...I'm gonna be a bear, too!
ReplyDeleteYes, you can link to my blog, Nancy. I like hearing from other fiber folks. Anyway, I've been knitting since I was 9. Think of it as knit and/or purl stitches with occasional stitch and/or color manipulation and you'll be fine! I guess that's like my in-house-tech-expert husband telling me that, "It's all ones and zeros!"
ReplyDeleteme too, me too!
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