In this life, I am a woman.
In my next life I'd like to come back as a bear.
When you're a bear you get to hibernate...
nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that.
When you're a girl bear, you birth your children, who are the size of walnuts, while you are sleeping...
and wake up to practically grown-up, cute cuddly cubs. I could deal with that.If you're a momma bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too...
I could definitely deal with that.If you're a bear, your mate expects you to wake up growling. He expects you to have hairy legs and excess body fat. I could deal with that.
Yup...
gonna be a bear.
Dream says.... "Me too!"
LOL Thanks Yes you made me chuckle. Ilike this very very cute!!!
ReplyDeleteThanks Nancy. It made me smile. I needed that. :)
ReplyDeleteThe perspective of being a bear through a human's point of view are amazing. Great Job - so enjoyable! All good points! My thoughts of bears (while camping in western MD) was Drop & Play Dead & Pray that your in the downwind of the bear. Of course, Goldilocks & 3 bears and the movie of Brother Bear are favorites of mine. Such a refreshing presentation for your blog-really enjoyed it.
ReplyDeleteI can see where being a bear might have advantages....you could even eat strange people who got in your way......hmmm.....:)
ReplyDeleteI AM a bear already ... to be sure ... hehehe.
ReplyDeleteGreat entry nancy!
Great job Nancy - I like that one -I've not seen it presented so nicely before tho, & I love little Dream's comments at the end of your daily entries.
ReplyDeleteI have some great pics of our flock that I'm going to put on my blog tonite - check them out.
XOX Tina
(swatting at mosquitoes as I type - darn bugs!)