Shetland sheep have changed my life and touched my heart. They have brought me joy, adventure and serenity. Follow along as I live each day influenced by memories of my mighty flock of mini sheep ~ aided and abetted by "Bellamica", the English Shepherd,"Sable", my livestock guardian dog and "Hero" the rescue dog that stole my heart! You'll also meet many of the homeless dogs that I rescue and rehome as part of Bluff Country Canine Rescue.
Wednesday, June 09, 2010
Just For Fun...
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
"The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?"
"Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code."
"You know I can't reach that dumb stupid lamp!"
"Oh, me, me!!!!
Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb!
Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?"
"Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy."
Jack Russell Terrier:
"I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture."
"I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it.
By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry."
"Why change it?
I can still pee on the carpet in the dark."
"While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch."
I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark......"
"Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark."
"Yo quiero Taco Bulb".
"We don't need no stupid lightbulb."
"Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover....."
"I see it,
there it is,
there it is, right there...."
"It isn't moving. Who cares?"
"First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...."
Old English Sheep Dog:
"Light bulb? "
"I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?"
"Alright, everyone stop where you are! Who busted the light?
I SAID, STOP WHERE YOU ARE!!!"
I found the verse on Google but it didn't have any photos with it.
I'm not feeling well today so am staying indoors, instead of working outside like I should be. You wouldn't believe how many hours I just spent going though "Google Images" of all the different breeds to try to find just the right picture to go with each saying.
I think it turned out rather nicely even if I DO say so myself...