Just For Fun...

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

Golden Retriever: 

 "The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?"

Border Collie: 

 "Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code."

Dachshund: 

 "You know I can't reach that dumb stupid lamp!"

Rottweiler:  

 "Make me."

Lab:  

 "Oh, me, me!!!!

Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb!

 Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?"

Malamute: 

"Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy."

Jack Russell Terrier:

"I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture."

Poodle: 

"I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it.

 By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry."

Cocker Spaniel: 

 "Why change it?

I can still pee on the carpet in the dark."

Doberman Pinscher: 

 "While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch."

Boxer: 

 "Who cares?

 I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark......"

Mastiff: 

"Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark."

Chihuahua:

 "Yo quiero Taco Bulb".

"We don't need no stupid lightbulb."

Irish Wolfhound: 

 "Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover....."

Pointer: 

"I see it,

there it is,

there it is, right there...."

Greyhound:

  "It isn't moving. Who cares?"


Australian Shepherd: 

 "First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...."

Old English Sheep Dog:

"Light bulb? "

 "I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?"

German Shepard: 

"Alright, everyone stop where you are! Who busted the light?

I SAID, STOP WHERE YOU ARE!!!"

Hound Dog: 

 "ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz"

  I found the verse on Google but it didn't have any photos with it.

I'm not feeling well today so am staying indoors, instead of working outside like I should be.  You wouldn't believe how many hours I just spent going though "Google Images" of all the different breeds to try to find just the right picture to go with each saying. 

I think it turned out rather nicely even if I DO say so myself...

;-)