Wednesday, June 09, 2010

Just For Fun...


How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?


Golden Retriever: 
 "The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?"

Border Collie: 
 "Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code."


Dachshund: 
 "You know I can't reach that dumb stupid lamp!"


Rottweiler:  
 "Make me."


Lab:  
 "Oh, me, me!!!!
Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb!
 Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?"


Malamute: 
"Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy."


Jack Russell Terrier:
"I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture."


Poodle: 
"I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it.
 By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry."

Cocker Spaniel: 
 "Why change it?
I can still pee on the carpet in the dark."


Doberman Pinscher: 
 "While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch."


Boxer: 
 "Who cares?
 I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark......"


Mastiff: 
"Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark."


Chihuahua:
 "Yo quiero Taco Bulb".
"We don't need no stupid lightbulb."


Irish Wolfhound: 
 "Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover....."


Pointer: 
"I see it,
there it is,
there it is, right there...."


Greyhound:
  "It isn't moving. Who cares?"


Australian Shepherd: 
 "First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...."


Old English Sheep Dog:
"Light bulb? "
 "I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?"


German Shepard: 
"Alright, everyone stop where you are! Who busted the light?
I SAID, STOP WHERE YOU ARE!!!"


Hound Dog: 
 "ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz"

  I found the verse on Google but it didn't have any photos with it.
I'm not feeling well today so am staying indoors, instead of working outside like I should be.  You wouldn't believe how many hours I just spent going though "Google Images" of all the different breeds to try to find just the right picture to go with each saying. 
I think it turned out rather nicely even if I DO say so myself...

;-)

11 comments:

  1. Thanks for the "smile break" that I've needed this afternoon. You did very well with the pix and the comments. LOL

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  2. Just great! I particularly loved the Chihuahua. :)

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  3. Thanks for making my day Nancy. The photos were absolute perfection.

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  4. Anonymous10:47 PM

    I hope you're feeling better Mom. Love you!
    Meem

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  5. Great job, Nancy.
    You missed your calling (but there's still time to catch it!)

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  6. What a perfect way to spend a day inside! It'll be fun to see people's favorites. The Rottweiller jumped out at me first, then the lab I thought was perfect, then of course the Australian Shepherd made me laugh... and the pointer... goodness, maybe "favorite" is too much to ask

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  7. You did a great job! I enjoyed it ;-)

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  8. Anonymous9:38 AM

    Nancy -

    That was hilarious! I definitely needed that laugh this morning!!!

    Hugs! Hope you're feeling better!!!

    Katie in WI

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  9. VERY entertaining, and creative. Of course, all your posts are. Thanks for the laughs.
    Jackie
    www.sheepmom.com

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  10. I loved it! I've seen the text in emails sent around the internet, but the pictures you found are perfect!

    Nancy in Iowa

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  11. Anonymous8:46 PM

    Nancy,

    That's darling--excellent job selecting the photos ]! I want to send this to my daughter and family...TErry

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