I originally posted this on January 1st of 2006.
I still love it...
Today I'm starting a new Tradition for this blog: I've decided that every New Year I'm going to post "My Mantra". I hope you enjoy it....
GONNA BE A BEAR...
In this life, I am a woman.
In my next life I'd like to come back as a bear.
When you're a bear you get to hibernate...
In this life, I am a woman.
In my next life I'd like to come back as a bear.
When you're a bear you get to hibernate...
nothing but sleep for six months.
I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.
I could deal with that.
When you're a girl bear, you birth your children, who are the size of walnuts, while you are sleeping...
I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.
I could deal with that.
When you're a girl bear, you birth your children, who are the size of walnuts, while you are sleeping...
and wake up to practically grown-up, cute cuddly cubs.
I could deal with that.
If you're a momma bear, everyone knows you mean business.
You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too...
I could deal with that.
If you're a momma bear, everyone knows you mean business.
You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too...
I could definitely deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate expects you to wake up growling.
He expects you to have hairy legs and excess body fat.
I could deal with that.
Yup..
If you're a bear, your mate expects you to wake up growling.
He expects you to have hairy legs and excess body fat.
I could deal with that.
Yup..
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DREAM says....
"Me Too!"
Wishing you all a Happy, Healthy, Prosperous 2011
Haha. Hope you're having a great weekend! :-)
ReplyDeleteAnd a beary happy 2011 to you as well!!!
ReplyDeleteNancy in Iowa
LOL this is funny. I can bearly wait to see what you have to say on your next post.
ReplyDeleteta ta for now from Iowa
I love bears and everything about them.
ReplyDeleteI wanna be a Koala Bear!
ReplyDeleteKatie in MN
I still love it too :)
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