Saturday, January 01, 2011

Some things never change!


I originally posted this on January 1st of 2006. 
I still love it...

Today I'm starting a new Tradition for this blog: I've decided that every New Year I'm going to post "My Mantra". I hope you enjoy it....

GONNA  BE A  BEAR...

 In this life, I am a woman.
In my next life I'd like to come back as a bear.

When you're a bear you get to hibernate...

nothing but sleep for six months.
I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.
I could deal with that.

When you're a girl bear, you birth your children, who are the size of walnuts, while you are sleeping...

and wake up to practically grown-up, cute cuddly cubs.
 I could deal with that.

If you're a momma bear, everyone knows you mean business.
You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too...

I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate expects you to wake up growling.
 He expects you to have hairy legs and excess body fat.
I could deal with that.
Yup..
.
gonna be a bear.

DREAM says....

"Me Too!"

Wishing you all a Happy, Healthy, Prosperous 2011

6 comments:

  1. Haha. Hope you're having a great weekend! :-)

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  2. And a beary happy 2011 to you as well!!!

    Nancy in Iowa

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  3. LOL this is funny. I can bearly wait to see what you have to say on your next post.
    ta ta for now from Iowa

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  4. I love bears and everything about them.

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  5. Anonymous9:52 PM

    I wanna be a Koala Bear!

    Katie in MN

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  6. I still love it too :)

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